I don't have a lot of nicknames.
Meh. What can you do?
My name isn't really conducive to nicknamery. This I blame on my parents. For years, I considered changing and using my middle name, just to add a fraction of spice in this bland life I have. In the end, I was too lazy to make it happen.
Still, I always wanted one. A cool nickname people would shout when I entered a party.
If I ever have a child, I vow to give him, or her, a name worthy of having a nickname. One worthy of cheering and shouting at parties. One they can be proud to have.
Not like my Teeny Weeny.
That said, I do have a secret handshake with someone. At least I have that to be grateful for.
It's pretty amazing. I wonder if he remembers how to do it
These little things keep the world spinning.