Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Fat Factor

I have a conundrum.

I gain weight on my thighs and hips first, but when I lose weight it comes off my chest. 

How is this even possible? 

Eventually I will have a humongous bottom and thighs and virtually no breasts. Something to look forward to - an ample rearier and itty bitty titties.

Tuesday, October 17, 2006


Breakups are like celebrity roasts, except they aren't funny and you aren't famous.