So I put the movie Snow Cake on my ziplist.
And Jay asked what movie I got. So I told him.
Then he says, "Oh yeah I remember we were thinking about going to see that."
"No we didn't" I tell him with an unimpressed sneer.
"Yeah when it was in the theatre!" He insists.
"Um that wasn't me."
"Yes it was," he argues.
And then I tell him, "It came out before we dated."
That shut him up.