Tuesday, February 3, 2009

One Shoe, Two Shoe, Red Shoe, Blue Shoe

When I am at work I have this uncontrolable urge to look at the shoes of the other people in the stalls.

I do this for two reasons:

1. If one of my buddy's are in there I can have a little chat.

2. So that I know who is making the awful sounds/smells that are circulating around the room.

I am six years old, apparently.

The thing is, I know that there are other people out there like me who do this and I have this huge fear that I am going to bend over to take a peek and upside down eyes will be looking back at me.

Don't judge me and don't pretend you dont know what I am talking about.

P.S. I also laugh when you fart.

1 comment:

C-Stene said...

You know, Tina, You talk a lot about Toilets.

Just sayin'.