When I am at work I have this uncontrolable urge to look at the shoes of the other people in the stalls.
I do this for two reasons:
1. If one of my buddy's are in there I can have a little chat.
2. So that I know who is making the awful sounds/smells that are circulating around the room.
I am six years old, apparently.
The thing is, I know that there are other people out there like me who do this and I have this huge fear that I am going to bend over to take a peek and upside down eyes will be looking back at me.
Don't judge me and don't pretend you dont know what I am talking about.
P.S. I also laugh when you fart.