Saturday, June 25, 2011

A Laugh

Today I went to the grocery store. While admiring how colourful my groceries were a woman managed to sneak up behind me.

"Oh," she said. "That cucumber is huge."

I glanced back at her, took a moment to note the gray hair and glasses, and said, "I know. I've never had one so big. I don't think I'll be able to handle it."

She smiled, ever-so-pleasantly, and replied, "Of course you will, dear. It's going to make a lovely salad."

I smirked, as that's what I usually do when talking about long vegetables. And, against my better judgement, said, "Oh, I imagine. But I won't be eating it."

The woman looked confused, to say the least. All it took was a wink from me to clear things up. She then switched lanes.

I needed a laugh. I'm glad I could delived.

And if you were wondering, it was a long English cuke. ;)

6 comments:

KD Sarge said...

You're terrifying.

*snickers*

Darlene Griffith said...

OH my word! You are so bad!

Simon B said...

You found my cucumber! I've been looking for that.

T.L Tyson said...

You made me laugh, Simon!

Calvin said...

You with your big English Cucumber and me always buying mini ones...hmm, what does it all mean.

Mr Ellis said...

I didn't know we English had such large ones. Of course, I may have given something away there.