Every so often you come across a song that you connect with. Whether it's the lyrics, the beat or the amazing vocal range of the lead singer, for some reason the song just speaks to you. It might inspire you or remind you of a time and place in your life you haven't thought about for years.
Great music has the ability to conjure up feelings and memories. It also is capable of soothing even the most temerpmental souls.
Well, this isn't one of those songs.
Xzibit has a song called "Choke Me, Spank Me".
Just from the title I already know what you're thinking, what a wonderful masterpiece!
Well, step right up and take a listen to this:
It's now your new favourite song, right? Right?
I am all for dirty songs, and you all know I love rap music. It's fun to dance to and sing at work to shock the people sitting at the desks around you. But this song, not even I would force it upon the unwilling around me. After all, I wouldn't want to tap dance all over their personal boundaries.
Here are my favourite lyrics from this song:
"I see her twin towers and I'm ready to crash."
"And just try a new position, perfect your dick kissin'. Bang on your G-spot 'til your (voice is missin)"
"Suck it, swallow it, down the hatch. It ain't a game when she givin me brain, she doin her thang."
"I know it's hard to talk with all this dick in your mouth."
And we can't forget the catchy and swoon worthy chorus:
"I don't want to love you. I just want to fuck you."
Sounds like a really caring fella.
This proves my theory that rap music is not supposed to be analyzed, just spun out and enjoyed.