Thursday, December 10, 2009

New Rant

Do you ever just want people to shut up?
The other day I was over hearing a story and I wanted to yell, "SHUT UP!" at the girl speaking.
No one cares about how much she eats, or what she eats, or how long she works out at the gym so that she can eat whatever she wants. The health mongers are the worst people to listen to talk. The calorie counters are right up there as well.
At my place of employment people love to talk about food and exercise.
You know what I like to do with food? Not talk about it, eat it.
And you know what I love to do with exercise?
Do it and not talk about it.
I hate, hate, hate it when someone tells me how many calories my food has, or how long it would take on an exercise bike to work it off. Go Away! I do not care.
Next time I over hear this twitty witch talking about what she is eating, or what she wants to eat, or what she may be eating in the future I am going to throw a rotten tomato at her head.
I will find one, and I will pitch it at her head.
A promise.


C-Stene said...

I know exactly who you're talking about, and I concur.

I just wish she'd start talking about rad things like dirtbikes, cartwheels and nunchucks.

In conclusion, she sux.

R.C. Lewis said...

I agree as well. If someone's going to blather on about something, it should be mildly interesting or entertaining.

Food stories are only good if something strange happened while buying, preparing, or eating it. Or if they include a recipe.