Thursday, May 7, 2009

Falling Apart

I have this sneaking suspicion that I am falling apart.
It could be aging. It could be something more. Perhaps I am dying. Maybe this will be my last blog. Maybe this is a little morbid.
My knee makes this really disgusting grinding noise. My skin has went from perfect to Seal-like, just to clarify that's not Seal the cute seafaring creature, it's Seal the singer. I have dark circles under my eyes. My eyesight is rapidly failing me. My hands ache (I blame the excessive typing I do). And I think my hair is thinning. Also i have this rather annoying wrinkle between my eyebrows because I scowl all the time.
I wasn't really a super attractive person to start with, but with all of these ailments? I don't have a chance. Maybe I have a sickness that is causing all these things. I should go on House and they can diagnose me, then they can treat me. And everything will go back to good.
Here is the real kicker, I am finally treating myself right. I exercise an hour a day, cut out snack food and candy, have been eating healthier, shower daily and have even been taking a multi vitamin and folic acid. So why the sudden downfall?
Oh yeah did I mention that I don't smoke or drink? I should be a thin gorgeous woman damn it!

1 comment:

Monsieur Muckety Muck Muck said...

I told you, being healthy will be the death of you. Oh and you slightly over exagerated your appearance. You are still stunning...some even may say breathtaking.