Gears Of War 2

It isn't just a guy's game.

I've been playing it, a lot. And it is crazy addictive.

Do you know what else is addictive?

Talking to the people you are playing with on-line.

Especially when they find out I am a girl and I am not BAD. They always seemed shocked when I don't die every round.

In general, I am not a fan of shooting games like this. The main reason I DO like it is because I'm not killing humans. I am killing Locust Horde. And, well, they deserve to die.

I did my solo campaign and became way too involved in it.

For example, I was really sad when Carmine died, he was just a rookie and he shouldn't have died. Or when Dom had to shoot his wife because she was crazy and tortured. Or when Tai killed himself.

The truth is, I got a little weepy.

Those Locust Bastards are going DOWN.

Best Commercial Ever

Once in awhile a commercial comes along that makes you laugh so hard you pee your pants.

This one did it for me.

Christian Bale, You Douchebag

Up until today I loved Christian Bale.

Then I listened to him ranting and cussing out a guy on the set of Terminator.

Now, I don't know whether to love him or find him unattractive.

He drops like 36 eff-bombs, which I kind of find impressive.

Of course, someone remixed his rant. And it's solid comedy gold.

One Shoe, Two Shoe, Red Shoe, Blue Shoe

When I am at work I have this uncontrolable urge to look at the shoes of the other people in the stalls.

I do this for two reasons:

1. If one of my buddy's are in there I can have a little chat.

2. So that I know who is making the awful sounds/smells that are circulating around the room.

I am six years old, apparently.

The thing is, I know that there are other people out there like me who do this and I have this huge fear that I am going to bend over to take a peek and upside down eyes will be looking back at me.

Don't judge me and don't pretend you dont know what I am talking about.

P.S. I also laugh when you fart.

I Am A Jerk

Today I was supposed to hang out with Leppy.

Of course, I bailed on her. The ski trip reeked havoc on my mind and body and I ain't feeling too hot.

Anyways, I did feel bad for cancelling.

But then when we were hanging up the phone I said "Don't get mad Christene Get even"
What a douche Baggery thing to say.

And then I realized. I'm such a jerk.