The bar has been set, I will not fail.
Thursday, April 29, 2010
The Bar Has Been Set
Leppy recently returned from Las Vegas. Along with the bag of cocaine and hooker named Mercedes, she brought me back a miniature of the Las Vegas sign. It lights up all colorful and plays Viva Las Vegas and slot machine noises. Basically, it's the most amazing thing I have ever seen. As excited as I am about it, I think Leppy is a bitch. Now when I go to Ireland I have to get her something equally as mind-blowingly awesome. She has set me up for failure, unless I actually bring her home an Irish man. I think I have the...skills...to accomplish this.
The bar has been set, I will not fail.
The bar has been set, I will not fail.
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Mercedes smells strongly of cigarettes, ketchup flavoured potato chips and broken dreams.
Bring her back HobGoblin ale!!!
No jokes - there's also Whyte Witch (or WHite Wych) - can't remember - mine are all in a box in the garage.
I also got an Irish wishing stone - equally awesome - if you bring something back luv, it has to be luck of the Irish ;)
Although an Irish man might be good for her soul :P
If they know how to do one thing - it's PARTEEEEEEEE!
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