Is that a T-Rex?

So, I'm sitting at working, staring out my window, day dreaming a little, when a large reptile like creature with stubby arms and big teeth walks by.

His name is Ralph and he's a T.Rex.

Who saw this coming? Well, I did.

Did you hear? They are trying to clone a dinosaur!

Who?

Most likely a scientist with way too much money and a holier than thou attitude whose Auntie Bertha gave him a toy plastic dinosaur when he was six and has been obsessed with Deano the Dino ever since.

Does this seem like a smart idea to you?

No, it doesn't. We all know what's going to happen.

It's called Jurassic Park and, if I remember correctly, it ended badly!

Didn't they have to flee the island because the dinos went buck wild?

You know what's amazing? People sticking their noses in things they should stay out of!

Now lets discuss the Large Hadron Collider... :-/