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I'm here, love. Except for the Tree hugger bit. And the fire starter. And tent erector. And boat sailor. And bed maker. And Converse shoe wearer (though I can be persuaded in that one). And I'm more a nature appreciator from within a climate-controlled setting than a "nut."
ReplyDeleteBUT, I'm definitely imperfectly perfect. That counts for something, right?
Ok, read it...making a clone of myself now. Adding a little "Cinema Goer" in there since I'm not a fan of that. The rest applies :)Sending him your way in about a week.
ReplyDelete@ Noelle - The Imperfectly Perfect is the key. ;)
ReplyDelete@ Rob - A week? Well, I've waited four lifetimes, so I can wait one more week, I suppose.
I'm hoping on a week. I'm paying my top mad scientists top dollar for this to happen. Who wouldn't want another me roaming the Earth...wait this might be a bad idea. Some people can't handle one of me. Haha.
ReplyDeleteCould you imagine more than one of me? Terrifying. O_o
ReplyDeleteCould you imagine more than one of me? Terrifying. O_o
ReplyDeleteTerrifying or just what the world needs. Depends on how you look at it. I think there needs to be more people like us cool cats. We'd clone your puppy and kitty too. They're cool people.
ReplyDeleteLOL! Good list! I should make one of these...how are we to get what we want if we aren't specific in our demands?
ReplyDeleteSorry. Taken.
ReplyDelete@WishyWashy - Demands? Heck, I'd take one or two of these qualities. But this is what they are in for if they submit their resume. :D
ReplyDelete@Greg - Most are.
Yea, that's why I'm trying to clone myself. Since I'm taken, why not have another of me who isn't make someone happy :)
ReplyDeleteI am not a beautiful and unique snowflake.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I tick most of those boxes.
ReplyDeleteTyson:
ReplyDeleteYou forgot to write Nobel Prize winner in your list of admirable qualities.
So I did...
ReplyDeleteWhen I was hunting for a mate Tyson, Cash Provider, and Dishwasher were at the top of my list.
ReplyDeleteThere are two things I have trouble bringing to a relationship.
A full wallet, and the maintainance of a clean kitchen.
I'm thankful I found my heroine.